Al @x00@camixo.com

The Expanse season 3 finale was amazing. I look forward to season 4 being on the same time as the US on Amazon Prime (you better not make us wait!).

It's hot and I'm drinking tea.

Stop judging me.

Huh. Weekend. Kinda snuck up on me.

Like I needed another reason to think Mormons were strange. This is just sick and controlling though.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44644130

Who would have thought it'd have been Danny Dyer to express some of the nation's thoughts quite so well?

Bus journey home was surprisingly quiet 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Them: Have you had your hair cut?
Me: Yeah, about a week ago
Them: Oh you must have washed it or something.
Me (Internally): But I wash it every day. Have I somehow washed it differently today?

"Woolfox Depot" is a place name that only raises questions.

Goodbye The North. Onwards to The East.
Even traffic signs know the Midlands doesn't exist.

I don't think Boris Johnson understands how bog rolls work at all. It's not infinitely long, Boris, one of your staff is just changing it for you.

Huh. Somehow I've managed to rotate this duvet minty degrees in my sleep.

Too early for brain to function correctly.

Um, No. Just no, Marriott. Don't do this. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44534597

Ahh excellent. No internet (proper) til the morning.

Forget the World Cup. I want an office sweepstake on who'll be the next Question Time host.

Hm. Someone in my block is selling their unicorn slippers. That's almost tempting.

Important question: What is Jessica Fletcher's net worth?

The queue for West End live is bonkers. Up Haymarket, round Leicester Square and a dog leg back and forth down one side of the square too. Trafalgar Square already looks full already.

Oh hi Saturday, I missed you.

How is upskirting not illegal already? I'd be curious to know why Sir Christopher Chope objected to today's bill.